Pop Couplets That Are Still 100% Chuckle-Worthy

maura:

“I was arrested, the car was impounded

There was no way for me to avoid being grounded”

This NEVER fails to crack me up. I think it’s the way the seriousness of the first line is DESTROYED by the utter teenage self-absorption of the second line. I have tried to point this out to people for more than two decades now only to be met with steely gazes. BUT NOW I AM REDEEMED.


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